There were these squirrels who decided to rob a bank so they stayed up late every night in the hole in their tree plotting and planning, and they came up with the perfect heist, which involved breaking into the safe, because they didn't want to get sacks of red dye packs or end up in a shoot out with the police, so they got some tools and tunneled under the bank, which took several weeks, and finally drilled through the bottom of the safe where they climbed through, successfully undetected. And this is when they realized the safe was full of money, and not acorns, and that they were squirrels, so the whole endeavor was a waste of everyone's time.
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