There was this hunter who was out in the woods on a hunt, when he lost his hat. He was really upset because that was his favorite hunting hat.
He looked and looked, and re-traced his steps, but couldn't find it. Then he saw a deer, and thought, 'Maybe that deer has seen my hat,' so he said, "Hey, deer, have you seen my hat? It's kind of a forest-green with a yellow patch sewn on to it, with a brown bill."
At which point the hunter realized he sounded like a complete idiot, because everyone knows deer are color-blind.
He looked and looked, and re-traced his steps, but couldn't find it. Then he saw a deer, and thought, 'Maybe that deer has seen my hat,' so he said, "Hey, deer, have you seen my hat? It's kind of a forest-green with a yellow patch sewn on to it, with a brown bill."
At which point the hunter realized he sounded like a complete idiot, because everyone knows deer are color-blind.
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