There was this race car driver who was getting ready for the big race when he realized he forgot to pack something for lunch, but he was already at the race track. He was too embarrassed to tell the other racers he forgot his lunch so he figured he would go without it and probably be okay. Three hours later, when he was behind the wheel, his blood-sugar level dropped and he passed out with all of his weight on the gas pedal. When he came to, he learned he had broken the speed record for the racetrack, but he didn't win the race, he just ran over a bunch of people and crashed into some stuff, because you can't steer a car when you're unconscious!
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