There was this genie I met one time who could grant one wish per person, but the only wishes he could grant lasted for one day and weren't very awesome, like winning the lottery or getting to meet the Queen, so I wished I could be a dog for one day, hoping to go on dog adventures, like getting pats on the head from strangers and free sausages from the butcher and running into other dogs and barking at stuff, but I forgot to say the word "stray," so I spent the day on some guys couch while he was at work all day, until he came home and let me out to pee, then went our right after that to go hang out with his friends or something.
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