There was this rabbit, who wore overhauls and had big furry black eyebrows, and he would drive a truck everyday into town and look for work, and this went on for a couple of months, with no luck.
So one night he was drinking at the bar with his buddy, belly-aching about his lack of employment, when his buddy suggested he invest in a three piece suit, you know, dress for success, but when the rabbit still had no luck finding work, he finally asked at his last interview why he didn't get the job, and said, "Is it because I'm a rabbit?" and they said, "No, it's because you're a convicted felon."
Because the rabbit killed a guy.
So one night he was drinking at the bar with his buddy, belly-aching about his lack of employment, when his buddy suggested he invest in a three piece suit, you know, dress for success, but when the rabbit still had no luck finding work, he finally asked at his last interview why he didn't get the job, and said, "Is it because I'm a rabbit?" and they said, "No, it's because you're a convicted felon."
Because the rabbit killed a guy.
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