There was this monkey who like to climb trees, as most monkeys do, until everyone realized he was extra good at it, even for a monkey.
So his friends and family encouraged him to climb for his species in the Olympics, and he packed his suitcase (and no, it wasn't full of bananas, because everyone knows you can get bananas at the grocery store, it was full of pants, because everyone also knows that they won't let you in the Olympics without pants) and was off to go for the gold.
When he got to the Olympics he had some beers the night before and got pulled over for a DUI and was arrested and totally missed the Olympics. Stupid monkey!
So his friends and family encouraged him to climb for his species in the Olympics, and he packed his suitcase (and no, it wasn't full of bananas, because everyone knows you can get bananas at the grocery store, it was full of pants, because everyone also knows that they won't let you in the Olympics without pants) and was off to go for the gold.
When he got to the Olympics he had some beers the night before and got pulled over for a DUI and was arrested and totally missed the Olympics. Stupid monkey!
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